crackin' me up!

the first part is cute, the second part is HILARIOUS...I laughed alot.


A girl asked a  guy if he thought she was pretty, 
> 
> He said...no. 
> 
> She asked him  if he would want to be with her forever...and
> he said no. 
> 
> She then asked  him if she were to leave would he cry, and
> once again he replied with a no.  
> 
> She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming
> down her face the  boy grabbed her arm and said... 
> 
> 
> You're not pretty you're beautiful. 
> 
> I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be  with you
> forever. 
> 
> And I wouldn't cry if you  walked away...I'd die... 
> 
> 
> SO NOW I WILL SAY: 
> 
> I like you because of who you are to  me...A true friend. 
> (sounds genuine...but wait...there are strings...)
> And if I don't get this back I'll take the  hint. 
> (see..)
> Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they  like
> you. 
> (whoa!...better get forwarding....)
> Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00  PM
> tomorrow. 
> (narrowed time, could be legit...)
> It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school,
> anywhere. 
> (your love of your life will instant message you...that's exactly
the way I want it to happen...)
> Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
> (I've already been shocked with laughter...)
> Please send to 15 people in 15 minutes. 
> (oh....there it is...all coming together now...)
> Remember:  
> 
> "A  good friend will come bail you out of jail.... 
> 
> But a true friend will be  sitting next to you saying ... "WE
> screwed up, but we had fun! "

So, what how does being a true friend and sending an e-mail to 15 ppl in 15 
minutes connect? Is your best friend going to realize they love you?
This is so silly...I am still diverted!

Have fun home-g's. Hope you got a laugh out of this too!